Isn't 300 Pounds the Weight Limit?

One day at the water park I was prepared for fun but instead got pain. Well, first of all my friends and I got in line for Vortex which we didn't know it would have a sudden drop, so when we got to the front of the line my friends all went first then I got in the water crossed my ankles put my hands behind my head and off I went, whooshing through the water then after going round and round I fell through a shute to about a 5 foot drop in a 8 foot pool. Water rushed up my nose and when I got to the surface my friends were no where to be seen! After searching for about 20 minutes I finally found one of my friends.


Together, we went into the wave pool hoping that some more of our friends would find us. Once the waves started I tried to float but the water was rushing up my nose and in my ears, then my nose felt strangely warm and it was then that I realized then my nose was bleeding! I could just hear a life guard calling me but odd enough they didn't jump in! So there I was one hand plugging my nose and the other trying to swim against the waves to the ladder, of course the waves were strong and my one arm couldn't move me. So a kind lady help me to the ladder then I climbed up and the life guard of all things hands me a "rubber" glove and I was thinking to myself why in the world did she give me a rubber glove?


After that she escorted me to the water parks health office to help me bleeding nose and all they did was give me a loose grip nose pincher which, after I few seconds, it was soaked in blood and my blood was dripping through it, and all they did was ask me if I bumped my head! I told them no then after 2 minutes they asked again if I bumped my head, this happened about 3 times! Then a lady with her son noticed my nose was dripping through the cloth they put in the pincher luckily she was a nurse and she knew what happened and knew the simple solution, so she gave me some napkins to pinch my nose with! A few minutes after that they said I could go which I did. My friend was waiting for me outside unhappy that we had to wait 5 minutes for the bleeding to stop, and during those 5 minutes I was thinking about those doctors that didn't know what the heck they were doing!


After that incident I thought my troubles were behind me, they weren't! We got in line for the Black Hole ride and when we got to the top I crossed my ankles hands behind my head then away I went. Whooshing down at high speeds I was about to scream whoohoo but then I heard someone behind me saying "Whoohoo!" like he was reading my mind. It was a man that had to have been over the wait limit because he was whooshing down the slide faster then I was! When I hit the pool after the ride I knew what was going to happen..... He came tumbling down on me then walked about as if he didn't know, he practically snapped my neck! (Glad my head didn't end up his behind! Well I guess that is the one, and only, good thing about this day.)


After this day of pain I never wanted to go there again but, I felt bad that my family was going and I was not so even though remembering that day I went anyways. Three days after that unluckily I got sick with a rash type virus and had to go to the emergency room only to find out that it was a virus after having needles and an IV stuck in my arm! Heck, they labeled it as "Unknown," and gave me some Placebo Pills thinking 'I' was crazy... What do you think? They charged $600 to tell me that it was an "Unknown Virus."

~Wet Drake