Brain-Dead... You are now Alive.

Before I emit the news here, I will give you a link to where I found out: NYDailyNews.com

An awful event happened to a man 6 years ago. He was severely battered by unknown criminals and was in a near death state. His his head was the part of his body that was damaged the most. High ranked physicians informed his parents that he would be brain dead the rest of his existence, as his skull was deeply gashed into his brain after the beating. The parents of the man prayed for his life.

5 years past and the man was barely being kept alive in the hospital. At this point the parents okayed an experimental procedure involving his brain to be stimulated by electrodes. The process took about 6 months, but it brought the man back to Earth. Now 38 years old, his brain was functioning again, but with refreshed thought. Refreshed thought meaning he forgot most/all of what he has learned. He is now able to perform simple tasks such as drink from a cup in his hands to just speaking.

This experiment will be expanded to include 11 more patients.

( A quote from the article: )
"The federally funded experiment is most promising for patients who suffered brain trauma, rather than blood or oxygen deprivation to their brain, experts said."

Thankfully, the man will be able to live on and eventually be restored to his previous self. His parents are just glad that he can say "I love you," again.


~Spray Guard

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One day, when I went to the park, this greasy hobo approached me with a overly bulging coat. He murmured something I couldn't hear. I said, " What did you say?" He replied with, "I have a bomb... Give me your underwear right now!" He kept his coat closed, I thought he was bluffing. "I need your urine!" he said. Okay, now I knew he was on drugs and would do anything. "Lay down on the ground, I am gonna do things..." He whispered. I laid down as he asked and he took off his left shoe. He peeled off his yellow sock and stuffed it in my mouth and said, "This foot mitten used to be black you know." He yanked of my left shoe and sock and replaced them with his old footwear. My sock ended up on his foot and his on mine. I spit out the sock in my mouth and told him it tasted like a raw potato covered in mustard. He then told me to take off my pants in the bathroom and give him my underwear. I said, "No!" Then he showed me the bomb..... Terrified I did it. After giving him my underwear he wanted to perform a magic show for me. For his first trick he put his pet duck in a pot then added water, peed in it. His duck did not survive the first trick. After that he told me to pick a toe nail any toe nail, I pointed at the most deformed toe nail, then he mixed then up showed them to me one at a time saying, " Did you pick this one?" If I said no he made me eat it. After picking them all, he finally chose the correct nail then made me lick it...... After so doing he ate it. He asked if it was all funny I said no, then he said, "Well then I guess my life of comedy is over before it began so I guess I will be blowing us up with the bomb." He pressed a button, then I screamed, but instead of blowing up a flag shot out that said BANG!!! He said, "Yes that was funny right? Oh yes my career is a go!" After that he put my underwear on top of his head and skipped off. Feeling odd after the first few minutes with him, I stuck my head in sand.


~Wet Drake

Halo Slaughter Fest!

In the wonderful life of Halo there were 2 players that were soon joined by another named Wet Drake. Of course, W.D. is me and the other two are my friends, during this battle my friends teamed against me yet they were no match for me still. They came tanks and all, and I retaliated against them with my assualt rifle and my trusty rocket launcher! I began to feel bad that the battle could only last to 50 kills which I was nearing at about 45 kills and my friends about 15. I was clearly better then them both and I knew that, but in levels that they have the snipers I do not reign supreme, with their snipers they quickly pick me off untill I can get close enough to blow them out of their holes with grenades! Yet, as easily it is to slaughter them in Halo 1, they fall much faster with an energy sword in my hand in Halo 2!


In Halo 2 everyone trembles me when I have a quick banshee to transport me and my sword to my pray! When I find them their only choice is to run and try to shoot me down before I get to close but by the time they almost kill me their life is up and my sword is fed! I usually attack them in packs to scare them so when they see an ally fall dead they go screaming and I go chasing! The chasing of course is fun but when I slaughter them I know one of their allies saw me so when they run...... I take the chance to hide in the trees of the Halo 2 M.P.M.P. level BackWash. I know that they will look for me together and when they come close to me I will jump down slashing their leader and then the rest of them. I enjoy playing with my friends and slaughtering them at the same time and if you see Wet Drake online you better get running!


~Wet Drake